Why worry?
There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about:
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are only two things to worry about:
Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.
If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to Hell, you will be so damn busy
Shaking hands with friends, you won´t have time to worry.
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Whose job ...?
This is the story about four people named Everybody,
Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done,
and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that
because it was Everybody´s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it,
but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn´t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
When Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Male and Female
she must immediately change some or all the RULES.
which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did.
unless she wants him to disagree.
written consent of the FEMALE.
unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and / or upset.
whether she wants him to be angry and / or upset.
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Jokes
Anagram Archive
Young Constable: Big ones, sir.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Beaty is only skin deep, ugliness goes to the bone.
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Daughter: "Yes, Mum. She sleeps next to me in Maths."
Mother: "Yes?"
Girl: "Well, your worries are over."
Teacher: Neither do I, but it´s the lowest mark I can give."
Most pupils wish it was out of their stomachs!
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